we have officially lost it.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Text me some of your sweat
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
