so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Randomize
