He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.