in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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