I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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