these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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