Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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