why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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