Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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