awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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