The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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