you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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