Whod you bang
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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