I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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