bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You left your phone here
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