sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she pinky promised me she was 18
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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