I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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