Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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