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Thanks?
I'm really into asian looking animals
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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