Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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