It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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