I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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