So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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