My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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