There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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