so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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