He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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