I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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