I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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