They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
