Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you would pick up someone in the library
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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