Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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