I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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