4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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