can u get pink eye on your cock?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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