Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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