So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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