How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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