I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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