i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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