That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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