His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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