i don't like sucking hair
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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