Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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