apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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