Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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