ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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