Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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