Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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