Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
