that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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