hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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