I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He has the fingertips of a God
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