Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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