The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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