This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together