Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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